Dumb Laws at Nebraska, Neveda, New Hampshire and New Jersey (USA) - REAL!!!

Nebraska
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.
Barbers are forbidden by law from shaving a man's chest in Omaha, Nebraska.
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
In the fine state of Nebraska, it is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing.
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
It is illegal to sleep naked in a hotel/ motel room.
Lehigh: Doughnut holes may not be sold
Omaha: Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
The owner of every hotel in Hastings is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
Waterloo: Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.

Nevada
A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.
Clark County: An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. In order to register a handgun, however, it must be brought in to the police station. Furthermore, you may not register a gun on the weekends, but the police may prosecute you at that time.
Elko: Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.
Eureka: Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
In Eureka, Nevada men who have mustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
In Las Vegas, Nevada: It's against the law to pawn your dentures.
In Las Vegas you can bet on any team--except The University of Nevada at Las Vegas.
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
In Nevada until the 1960s it was illegal to sell liquor at religious camp meetings, within a half-mile of the state prison, in the State Capitol Building or to imbeciles.
In Reno, Nevada staging a marathon dance is illegal, although posting a notice on a fire hydrant about illegal dance marathons is not.
In the old days in Nevada a man caught beating his wife was tied to a stake for eight hours a day with a sign that read, "Wife Beater" fastened to his chest.
It's illegal in Nevada to have a "house of ill fame" within 400 yards of a church or school.
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
It is illegal in Reno, Nevada to conceal a spray-painted shopping cart in your basement.
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
Nyala: A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.
Saloonkeepers had to post the names of habitual drunkards if so requested by the local sheriff or members of the imbibers' immediate families.

New Hampshire
Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''.
In New Hampshire it is illegal to inhale bus fumes with the intent of inducing euphoria.
In New Hampshire you are prohibited from pawning the clothes off your back to pay off gambling debts.
It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
White Mountain Nat. Forest: If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''.
You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
You may not run machinery on Sundays.

New Jersey

Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
Bernards Township: It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".
Caldwell: You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.
Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.
Cranford: Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.
Cresskill: All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
Elizabeth: It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
In Berkley Heights you may not walk your cattle on the street on Sunday.
In Newark it is illegal to buy ice cream after 6:00 p.m.
In New Jersey it is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
In New Jersey, it is illegal to slurp soup.
It's illegal in New Jersey for parents to give their children under the age of 18 even a sip of alcohol.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals at the local zoo.
It's also illegal in this state to throw a bad pickle on the street.
Lovers in Liberty Corner should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.
Manville: It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
Newark: It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
Ocean City: People may not slurp their soup. Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday. Raw hamburger may not be sold.
On a highway you can not park under a bridge.
Raritan: Profanity is prohibited.
Raw hamburger may not be sold.
Sea Isle City: There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
There is no horse racing allowed on the New Jersey Turnpike.
Trenton: You may not throw a bad pickle in the street. Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
Unless you have a doctor's note, it's illegal to buy ice cream after 6 PM in Newark, New Jersey.
You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.
You may not slurp your soup.